Research Purposes Only - Dark Tort
- Free worldwide shipping over $200
- US orders include duties & taxes
- 12-month warranty on every frame
- 14-day returns
SAME SPOONS. NEW PRESCRIPTION.
OSCARXFRANK has grown up, embraced wellness, and cleaned up our act. Allegedly.
Naturally, with this newfound sense of responsibility, our old friend Welcome to Colombia needed a new identity to help cover up your questionable behaviour.
So, after lengthy discussions with our legal department (Mitch), we're proud to introduce RESEARCH PURPOSES ONLY.
Same iconic Spoon silhouette.
Every bit as outrageous as you remember.
Strictly for research purposes. Obviously.
For external use only. Side effects may include excessive compliments and strangers asking to borrow them to go to the bathroom.
Frame Size
Frame Front 145 - Frame Side 145.0
Lens Width 48.0 - Lens Height 30.7
Features
- Italian Viscottica Cosmotec extra-strong hinges and rubber-coated screws.
- Handcrafted using fine Italian acetate.
- Delicious dark tort finish.
- Grey Photochromic Lens by ESSILOR.
- Anti-reflective inner lens coating to prevent rear glare.
- 100% protection against both UVA & UVB harmful rays.
Shipping & Delivery
- Orders dispatched within 1–3 business days (Mon–Fri)
- Please allow 5–10 business days during sale periods
- Tracking provided on all orders
Australia
- Express shipping: 1–3 business days ⚡
- Standard shipping: 2–5 business days
International
- New Zealand: 3–5 business days
- USA & Canada: 5–8 business days
- Europe & Rest of World: 5–8 business days
INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING PERKS
• All USA orders ship with duties & taxes included 🇺🇸 no surprise customs bills, no hidden fees
• Complimentary International shipping on all orders over $200 🌍
Returns & Exchanges
- 14-day returns on full-priced items (refund, exchange, or store credit)
- Items must be unworn, undamaged & in original packaging
- Sale items are final (unless faulty)
- Faulty or damaged? Contact us with photos & your order number
- Refunds processed in 5–10 business days after approval
- Exchanges dispatched within 2 business days
Need help? Email hello@oxfeyewear.com
No shortcuts. No cheap shit.
We may have a few screws loose, but one thing’s for sure:
We obsess over our craft… from the materials to the packaging and every itsy bitsy detail in between.
Which is why our legendary customers return time and again… and we love you to death for it.
Mazzucchelli 1849
The finest Italian acetate from the most established house in the business. Better than plastic crap. We’re old school like that.
Essilor lenses
The very best in optics for crystal clear clarity. All the way from France, assembled in China. Don’t judge us. Judge the liars.
NASA-grade titanium
Who even knows what NASA-grade means? But they’re feather-light and near impossible to bend. Not cheap metal that snaps in your bag.
Hand-finished
Sure, machines do the heavy lifting. But these bad boys are kissed by God, finished by hand, right down to the last hinge.
